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Wierdo Boy
Jun 7, 07 - 11:50 PM |
The Treasure Game
Okay, this game requires a little skill, creativity, and intelligence. Here’s the deal. I hide a treasure somewhere, another person breaks in, steals the treasure and hides it again. Next person does the same. So... I hide it in a titanium safe that is virtually indestructable and throw it in one of the active volcanoes of the world |
Annoying Jerkid III Administrator
Jun 8th, 2007 - 8:36 AM |
I take a bunch of ice cubes I made in my freezer and throw them into the volcano to diminish its heat. I keep doing this until the volcano is nice and cool as well as lava free, and then I simply jump in and retrieve the titanium, virtually indestructible safe. I then use my handy-dandy all purpose key to unlock it and retrieve the treasure. I then hide the treasure in my closet. |
Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 8th, 2007 - 10:50 AM |
i pay a ninja to break into your house and steal it for me, he does and i put it on a space shuttle headed for pluto |
Donald Mume
Jun 8th, 2007 - 12:19 PM |
Is that the best you can do? All i have to do is call Kipply and Kurpplu, my Plutonion friends and they send it back to me. Then, i hide it in an eygiptian pyramid right next to The Mummy, and put it under his arms. |
Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 8th, 2007 - 1:34 PM |
Ahh c'mon I take a stick of Dynamite and blow up the pyrimid (it's powerful dynamite) i take the treasure and put it in a safe that has a field around it that transports anyone who touches it to 1850 |
Annoying Jerkid III Administrator
Jun 8th, 2007 - 9:05 PM |
Well, I just flip out my handy-dandy all purpose safe time warp field turn off-er, and then use my handy-dandy all purpose key, yet again, to open the safe. I then hide the treasure under my pillow. Bwahahahahaha!!!
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 9th, 2007 - 9:48 AM |
After digging and digging under all of the debris under Annoying Jerkid's pillow, he finally manages to get it, and locks it in with the Declaration of Independence. The now upgraded security includes point zero lazer energy beams that will hit ANYONE who gets 4,000 feet near the Declaration of Independence.
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Annoying Jerkid III Admin
Jun 9th, 2007 - 10:53 AM |
Weeeelll, I just whip out my handy-dandy point zero laser energy beam within a range of 4,000 ft turn off-er, and walk right up to the case. I then whip out my handy-dandy all purpose key to open the case containing the treasure, and the declaration of independence. I then hide the treasure in my handy-dandy all purpose treasure hider. |
Donald Mume
Jun 9th, 2007 - 11:43 AM |
Well i don't only have friends on mars! Well now i hire Knuckles, the famous treasure hunter to find the treasure, and after about 2 million years he finds it gives it to me. Now i hide it with the rabbid rabbits from Rayman Raving Rabbids
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Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 9th, 2007 - 1:32 PM |
ok first off, i shoot Annoying Jerkid in the Stomach to prevent him from using handy dandy stuff to get out of anything, then i get a rabies shot and go diving the the rabbits and get the tresure, i hide it in a secret temple in the amazon that is gaurded by 5000 rabies spreading jagaurs and a gun like syndrome's that stops anyone that comes within 250 feet dead in their tracks |
David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 10th, 2007 - 5:03 PM |
In the beginning, I un-shoot Annoying Jerkid in the stomach, so he's alive again. Then, I just shoot the blasted Jaguars with a blasted shotgun. After I blow them all to smithereens, I take the treasure and liquefy it with my transmitter-of-matter (pretty clever name, huh?) ray gun. I then drink it, and give myself an invincible shield. |
Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 3:18 AM |
Um, how did y ou get past my gun that stops anyone that comes within 250 feet dead in their tracks? |
Annoying Jerkid III, Administrator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 8:26 AM |
So at this point should I be stealing the treasure from Micah or David? |
David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 12:03 PM |
Well I have a really far-range shot-gun. |
Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 3:42 PM |
well you wouldn't have been able to get to it anyway, so next person ignore Danid Mume's post and go from mine |
David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 4:39 PM |
Thanks for being so kind an considerate, Weirdo Boy... Fine. I'll make a way to solve out of MY OWN. It doesn't have to be realistic, you know. I then take my robotic 394 electric charged extended hand and grab the goo out of my own stomach...then I transform it into a rather huge meteor (23,000ft by 23666ft), and cover it with a blanket that has a automatic voice in the speaker in the blanket that always says "Good night". |
Donald Mume
Jun 12th, 2007 - 8:25 AM |
I hire the world's strongest boxer, and give him the special meteor distagrating boxing gloves. He punches away until he finds the treasure, and hands it to me, I give him the cash he needs. Then, I hide it in the most popular section of the Jelly Belly Gourmet Jelly Bean factory; where kids swarm night and day; Pushing everyone out of there way (Hey I just made a poem or hikou or what ever). |
Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 14th, 2007 - 2:41 AM |
ok well i make an only human killing gas bomb that i place inside the factory, i then take my metal detector and easily find the treasure, it is then hiddnen inside voyeger 2, which is 15000 miles from earth |
David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 14th, 2007 - 6:55 AM |
I send a missile to Voyager (in my rubber ducky spaceship) until it explodes, and catch the treasure as it falls from earth lol. I then stuff it inside a safe that is non-magnetizable, and non-detectable, and hide it inside the sewers. The only possible way to get it is to get the treasure from inside the sewer. |
Thomas Anderson
Jun 15th, 2007 - 5:47 AM |
I take a long journey in the Sewers to uncover the safe, I find it underneath a pile of Radioactive Feces Luckley I remebered to take my Doom 3 Radio active Gloves with me move the pile of poop out of the way to uncover the box and then to use my Ultra Verson 2000 Safe Cracker remote, I wait 5 hours for it to finish the code happened to be the Exact Value of Pi... I grab the Treasure Jump out of the Sewer and run to my Anti Laser, Anti Nuke, Anti Hacking, Anti Shield Turner offerer, Anti Force Shield Turner offerer, Anti Stealth Shield Turner Offerer, Anti Bunny, Anti Turret, Anti Robot , Anti Human (Exception to my DNA), Anti DNA Hacker, Anti Macafee Antivirus Software, Anti Teleporter, Anti Physical Bullets or any Damage of all kinds and Anti Organism Sheild that Strecthes in a 50,000 Feet Radius, Which also has a 50 billion Ton Robot (INSIDE)and Flesh Eating Bacteria (INSIDE) (Exception to my DNA) and my Adorable Cute Kitten Fuzzles. I dont know how I managed to get all this Equiptment so lets just say my characters an Ex Spiecal Forces Agent, Ex Anti Terrorist, Ex Terrorist (which doesn't make sense), ex Robot Builder, Ex Smartest Scientist in the world, Ex Owner of the Tim Tam Company, and I was Orginaly Bill Gates for a Week (Managed to Steal some Loot) Im Happy with what I've got.
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Donald Mume
Jun 15th, 2007 - 8:18 AM |
Ha! You neglected one thing...I send out a cute little jigglypuff, she takes it to me, and i got it! I then hide the treasure under the security of James Bond, James Kirk, Mr. Spock, Superman, Batman, Spiderman. P.S. They have one thing in common, THEY ARE ALL INVINCIBLE!!!! |
Annoying Jerkid III
Jun 15th, 2007 - 12:12 PM |
I pretend to be a poor old man in need of treasure, and they being the pitiably kind and foolish heroes they are, give me the treasure. I then put the treasure in a small box that is completely and utterly 100% impossible to open. |
David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 15th, 2007 - 5:26 PM |
...so I don't open it! I un-close it! I receive the treasure, pop it into a juke-box that's playing horrid music (70's, I think). SOOO bad, that anyone who gets 12,000,000 yards close to it will have their ears explode (not cause it's loud, cause it's bad). Then, I put 1,467 secret mines and traps around the juke box. PS. the Juke Box is made by Microsoft, and blows up. But the music still plays. deeeeeee |
Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 17th, 2007 - 3:47 PM |
i get in a mine proof sound proof tank and drive right over to the boom box, i put on my ear protecting sound canceler thingies and take the treasure, i then give it to Jean Luc Picard of the enterprise for safe keeping, and tell him that a battalion of ARC clone troopers are guarding it |
Annoying Jerkid III, Administrator
Jun 18th, 2007 - 9:50 AM |
Well, I call up my good buddy Darth Sidious and ask him to please tell the clones not to hurt me. This he does. Then I have my good friend the Borg Queen abduct Jean Luc Picard, and make him one of the Borg collective. I then simply take the treasure. [It occurs to me that in all my previous posts when I say I "hide the treasure", I am not really hiding it, as I am telling you where I "hid" it.] So... this time I HIDE the treasure in a secret place. Bwahahahahaha!!!!! (You'll never find out I hid it in my closet! Muwahahaha!!!) |
Donald Mume Jerkid I
Jun 18th, 2007 - 11:49 AM |
Hmm...this is a challenge. Hmmm...now i have it! I call up Stephen Beanboy and HE tells me where his brother so sneakily hid it! Now i hide it with Makar, who no body could steal from because he is so awesome. NOBODY WHO CALLS THEMSELF HUMAN COULD STEAL FROM AWESOME MAKAR!!! |
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