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Donald Mume
 Jun 8, 07 - 12:25 PM |
On going Story
Okay, here are the rules. (Obviously) No innapropriate material. You may not say, "THE END" or anything like it. That is basically it. One day, everyones favorite baby Koopa, Baby Bowser, was eating an Ice cream cone. But, that was very problematic, because every time he tried to lick the delictable treat, his super hot breath would melt it. So he hired a Snowman to shove his mouth full of snow, to make his breath colder. Not the brightest koopa kid, huh? So as he is about to lick the ice cream... |
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David \"Mume\" (Not Beanboy)
Jun 8th, 2007 - 12:36 PM |
Re: On going Story
A huge bomb went off and everybody died. But then just before Link died, he used the song of time and went back before Bowser Jr. had even thought of eating ice cream, and was going on a diet. As he pulls his 1968 Bentley into the ice cream drive threw... |
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Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 8th, 2007 - 1:26 PM |
Re: On going Story
a gernade, then, Ken Griffy Jr. hit it like a baseballl to leftfield and it was shot by samus who shot a rocket at... |
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David \"Mume\" (Not Beanboy)
Jun 8th, 2007 - 2:51 PM |
Re: On going Story
Kirby who sucked it up and became Bullet Kirby. Samus, annoyed at missing her target, shoots again as she attempts to shoot Ken Griffy Jr. because he lost a bet about if pigs could fly or not, he owed Samus. Bullet Kirby, was then flying as fast a speeding bullet (literally) towards Bowser Jr.'s new Bently when... |
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Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 8th, 2007 - 4:34 PM |
Re: On going Story
A lightning bolt split the sky and water appered and Captain Jack Sparrow was back for another adventure, he was about to set sail when... |
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Kyle Homie
Jun 9th, 2007 - 8:08 AM |
Re: On going Story
Davy Jones captured all of Hyrule and Zelda was then under his bidding. Zelda was the new Queen of Hyrule if she stayed loyal to Davy Jones. Link and Jack Sparrow teamed up to fight their enemies together... |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 9th, 2007 - 9:58 AM |
Re: On going Story
Unfortunately, Ganondorf married Elizabeth Swan (he he) because Ganondorf asked Barbosa to merry them. Davy jones, quite annoyed that his comrade just got married, snuffed a snuffy snuff. After questioning glances from Link and Jack, they continued to fight 'ol Davy and Ganondorf. Elizabeth was too busy running away to do much of anything, Ganondorf chasing her. Davy Jones was shot in the head by one of Link's bomb arrows, but still survived! He was INVINCIBLE! Jack slashed him 7 times, and Davy didn't die. Just when Davy Jones was about to chop Link and Jack's heads off at the same time... |
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Donald Mume
Jun 9th, 2007 - 11:47 AM |
Re: On going Story
Baby Bowsers Bently Crashed into him! Back at the scene with baby bowser, the lighting bolt had hit his engine and gone haywire, right into ol' Davey and sent him flying to shore. David Jones was doomed! His foot was just about to set foot on land when... |
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Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 9th, 2007 - 1:27 PM |
Re: On going Story
A Super Smash Bros Match between Shiek and the Master Hand started, the master hand tried to grab shiek but grabbed jones instead! he flung him back tword the Pearl, as jones was flying through the air, he altered hie posistion to hit Jack in the heart, when... |
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Dan-Mume
Jun 9th, 2007 - 1:45 PM |
Re: On going Story
Will came flying around the corner and hit Jones with a Jackhammer stolen from Kirby, then used a warp star to grab elizabeth and escape, they were safely away when... |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 10th, 2007 - 4:57 PM |
Re: On going Story
Then, Solid Snake comes out and shatters the warp star (much to Kirby's dismay), being in his way when he was trying to destroy the master hand with Sheik. Meanwhile, in Mushtroom Kindom, Bowser had yet again captured Princess Peach, and was planning his get away in his 1968 Bentley car, when he couldn't find it. "Where's my Bentley?!" Bowser roared. "...Bowser Jr.! I knew I should have never let him touch it!" So, escaping in his not-as-cool-as-the-Bently Ferrari with Princess Peach, Bowser put up the radio to the Jazz station. Mario Jumped high in the air as he set off for saving the world the 300th time! Meanwhile, Luigi was lazing off somewhere, drooling all over himself. (But that had nothing to do with anything) So Mario went into a pipe (just to see where it would go) and appeared in Hyrule (and as luck would have it...). He than spotted Link getting all jealous because Solid Snake was fighting with LINK's girl (Sheik/Zelda). Link, seeing Mario gave a odd look (hey, so would you if you saw a guy with eyes, a nose, mustache, and head that was way out of proportion), just before gallantly strut off into the sunset(well almost, except his shoe was untied) with barely a name to him, and no Zelda at his side. Mario, in sudden shock from such a corny situation of events, was grabbed by the Master Hand when... |
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Donald Mume
Jun 10th, 2007 - 5:08 PM |
Re: On going Story
the master hand saw a Poptart! Not only did he see a Poptart, but a crowd of people running toward it! Quickly he drops mario and grabs the Poptart. When he realizes that there is no way to eat it, he throws it out randomly. Samus, who was about to blow Ken griffy Jr. to bits, Saw the Poptart fly in the air and was momentarily distrated. Ken Griffy, knowing these were his last moments hit the poptart, picturing it as a baseball. "Home run!!!" he cried. But Kirby sucked it up and ate it. Ken Griffy's look of truimph crumbled away. Samus blasted the missle and right when it was about to hit Ken Griffy Juinor... |
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Annoying Jerkid III, Administrator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 8:30 AM |
Re: On going Story
He died of tooth decay. (Always brush your teeth kids!) Then... |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 12:06 PM |
Re: On going Story
Wait wait wait...who died of tooth decay? |
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Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 3:45 PM |
Re: On going Story
i believe samus did ANYWAY! then a massive bullet bill came flying toward Baby Bowsers' 1968 bently, baby bowser scremed an yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so Ken Griffy Jr. hit that like a base ball and it went flying! In a Place Far Away... Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimlie were off fighting orcs when a huge black thing conered the sky and started heading for them, it was about to hit them when... |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 4:47 PM |
Re: On going Story
Um...Samus is a female, and Annoying Jerkid said "he". So it can't be Samus. "when..." Mario sacrificed himself for his pals, and got squished. His last words were "Make...sure...my...brother...doesn't...get...Princess...Peach..." Gimlie and Legolas exchanged glances. Then Aragon got an idea..."Mario, could I marry Princess Peach?" "...yes..." Mario replied, "as long as Luigi doesn't get to..." With a victorious glance from Aragon, they trudged on. "What happened to those wicked-awesome talking trees we met, anyway?" Legolas asked. "Hmm...I heard they all got jobs working for the USA postal service." Gimlie replied. Then...what emerged from the blackness...was...Shadow the Hedgehog. "Where'd you put my Emerald, shorty?" He yelled. "Who are you callin' shorty!?" Gimlie replied. Gimlie then completely chopped shadow in half with his new and improved gigantic war hammer (it was on sale for only $3.99). Shadow then died. Then Sonic the Hedgehog came, gave Aragon a wedgie, then ran off. Just then, someone was in pursuit of Sonic! Who could it be? It was none other than... |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 17th, 2007 - 8:20 PM |
Re: Re: On going Story
He flew away on his Horse (unicorn, to be exact), gave an evil laugh. He then crashed into a building and died. Then Meta-knight came! He was fighting Weirdo Boy when... |
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Annoying Jerkid III, Administrator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 5:03 PM |
Re: On going Story
Sorry about that, I meant Mr. Griffey. |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 11th, 2007 - 6:12 PM |
Re: On going Story
Oh okay, no problem. |
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Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 14th, 2007 - 2:54 AM |
Re: On going Story
ME! with my mazing nuclear powers running shoes, im faster then sonic! so i catch up to him and give him a wedgie then run off and steal Baby Bowsers 1968 bently! he gets mad, but i shoot him with my AK 47 macine gun filled with phaser beams from star trek, i then hop aboard the USS Enterprise and fly off into the distance when... |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 14th, 2007 - 6:52 AM |
Re: On going Story
When a huge thunder bolt strikes you from heaven (Just kidding lol). Then what is in pursuit of the Enterprise?? General Grevious! As his ship get's closer and closer to the USS Enterprise (1701), he leaps upon it and uses his light sabers to make a hole, and falls inside. All of the Star Trek personal are astonished! As Lt. U (dunno how to spell her name lol) calls for Star Fleet, Mr. Spock does his special karate chop Volcan neck pinch on the General. Checkov said "Whes za Capteen?" "He's on a date, I believe" Sulu replied, "His 68th...or maybe 69th girl friend." Then Scotty ran from the engine room crying "The Engines! The Engines, sir!" Everyone stared at him blacnkly. "Um...what about the engines, Scotty?" Sulu inquired. "Er...uh...well I just always loved saying that..." Groans and complaints fallow. Finally, Captain Kirk arrives, "Alright! Let's boldly go where no man has gone before!" "Haven't heard that one before..." Scotty said. "Quickly...beam us to that odd planet...the one in the shape of a mushroom." "No, logically it is in he shape of a toadstool, not a mushroom." Spoke corrected. "I'll call it whatever I want to!! It's a MUSHROOM, OK? But aside your volcan logic for just one second! Can't you see the true beauty of non-logic?" "Sir, it is a toadstool." "NO IT'S A MUSHROOM." "Genetically, it's a toadstool." "NO IT'S A MUSHROOM!!! Kirk then dramticly springs on Spock (Not a very smart thing to do) but thinking twice, first chewed off some bubble gum he had in his pocket (he was pretty nervous). Then, as Genral Grevious finally recovered from that fatal neck pinch, he threw Spock and Kirk two of his lightsabers. It was a huge match (even the all-famous battling music was playing)! As spock swung the saber 6 feet from Kirk's face, Kirk was thrown backward. "Capteen?" Checkov said, "He deedn't even heet you." "Oh sorry," he replied, "I'm just used to getting knocked off my feet from punches that are 6 feet away from my head, and I don't really know why." Finally, instead of beaming to the planet, they end up crashing into it instead. Everone had to evacuate, and that only took several hours...days...weeks...but meanwhile, Kirk and Spock decided to do some site-seeing. "Spock, tri-corder readings." "It appears to read only contumelious odd vegetables, simultaneously and alternatively growing in their own natural habit-tat." Kirk looked at Spock blankly, "Translatoin...?" "Fine...you big meanie. There are a dang lot of mushrooms." "MUSHROOMS! ON THE MUSHROOM PLANET! WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED??" After turning his caps key off, they then continued into the far unknown. Meanwhile, just about 234.593 feet away from them... "Peach, do you promise to give your hand in marriage to Luigi, and to be his loyal wife for as long as your both shall live?" a very preachish preacher said. But before he could continue, Aragorn busted in. "She's mine!" He yelled. "yee she's his" Gimlie added. "Yes, Peach is Aragorn's" Legoless reminded. "Okay okay I get the picture. I think Luigi and Aragorn should have a fight." Lying in front of the pulpit, Luigi was snoring his head off; even on his own wedding. "Wha....?" Luigi snored. "Oh okay...a fight? I'm up for it!" Just then, Kirk and Spock entered (wait, how'd they get there so fast I wonder?), and Luigi and Aragorn were charging at each other when... |
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Kyle Homie
Jun 14th, 2007 - 3:41 PM |
Re: On going Story
"What is that mysterious ticking noise? Kinda'... catchy!" The Hogwarts gang was there singing their song, all day long. (Confused? Search "The Mysterious Ticking Noise on You-Tube.) Luigi was confused. So was Aragorn. Kirby was quick to react. He came over and sucked them both up and gained combined powers. Luigi thought escape was hopless. But just then... |
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Annoying Jerkid III, Administrator
Jun 14th, 2007 - 8:41 PM |
Re: On going Story
...a little bumblebee came flitting over everyone's heads, and the action stopped to be replaced by some super fast, beautiful and complicated piano music. As the bumblee exited the room, the music came to a close, and the action picked up where it had left off... |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 15th, 2007 - 5:20 PM |
Re: On going Story
After a blank stare from everyone in the room, the fight was about to start when the Piano that was playing fell on everyone's heads, and they all died. Link rolled his eyes as he had to once again, play the song of time so they wouldn't die. WHHOOOOoooooooooshhhhhhhh ...as he pulls his 1968 Bentley into the ice cream drive threw... "WAHHH! Not this again" Link said, "Let's go a little farther." WHHOOOOoooooooooshhhhhhhh "when..." Mario sacrificed himself for his pals... "NO NO NO! Farther..." WHHOOOOoooooooooshhhhhhhh Sorry about that, I meant Mr. Griffey. "What the heck...?" Link was very confused. He was standing in a white room...except it wasn't really a room...surrounded by...white. All of a sudden, a dude named Annoying Jerkid said, "You are now in the twilight zone. The land of all of the posts on UCFF that had nothing to do with the story." (DEEEEE) "Um...okay..." Link replied, awkwardly. "I think I'm going to go a little farther, if you don't mind Mr. Jerkid, sir." "No I don't mind." "okay, good. See you later." WHHOOOOoooooooooshhhhhhhh ME! with my mazing nuclear powers running shoes, im faster then sonic... Sonic and a dude named Weirdo Boy were chasing each other! Weirdo Boy was catching up, and as Link noticed that again he was too far back, he was about to play the song of time, when Weirdo Boy and Sonic knocked into Link, and Weirdo Boy took the Ocarina! "Nooooooooooooooo!" Link screamed. Then, Weirdo Boy was transported to... |
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Annoying Jerkid III, Administrator
Jun 16th, 2007 - 8:46 AM |
Re: On going Story
...a dark graveyard, and standing there was Lord Waldemart and his evil accomplice, Wormtail! (Confused? Search "Lord Waldemart" on youtube.) As Waldemart was raising his wand to destroy Wierdo's video-game store for all time with his lower prices and devious labor plans, Wierdo-boy lowered the prices at his store, and all of Waldemarts customers came flocking to Wierdo's shop!! Screaming in agony, Waldemart fled. Wierdo Boy then said... |
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Kyle Homie
Jun 16th, 2007 - 6:21 PM |
Re: On going Story
"Sir!!! Please spare me! All I have is my little pillow here!" Woldemort lowered his wand. "Ha ha ha!!!" screamed the boy. The pillow turned into Darth Vader. "I have you now!" He swung his lightsaber and... |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 16th, 2007 - 6:49 PM |
Re: On going Story
...and crashed the light saber down on... The Ocarina. "Great..." Weirdo Boy complained, "first my pillow turns into Darth Vader, now the Ocarina is broken. What now??" Darth Vader Was unleashing another attack when Weirdo Boy remembered something...his super-fast shoes!! He quickly ran away from BigFatFart (or Valdemart or Waldemart or whatever) and Darth Vader. Safely away, he finally looked a a calender, that looked a little high-tech for his time. It was in a weird language! There were no numbers! Only a small number in the corner of the calender that bore: 2067 "hmm..." Weirdo Boy pondered, "considering that this is a calender, and that often it tells the day month AND year, it is very likely that I'm in the year 2067!! Oh dear...what now??" Right when Weirdo Boy was going to fall in dismay (and in opera style) Link appeared with the Ocarina of Time. "What?" Micah what-ed. "How did you get that?" "From the dollar store." Link replied. "The dollar store?? what do you mean?" "Um...I buy all of my Ocarinas from the dollar store, what do you think...sheesh." Oh okay...that's nice..." "But it was a rip-off!" Link looked pretty mad, "They charged me for tax, and since I happen to be in Gerudo country, you have to pay tax. Isn't that annoying?" "yeah...whatever." "Okay, now we have to link arms, ready...[editors note: If you all are cringing because you think that Link is going to go the wrong way, you guessed wrong]...go!" But Valda-Walda-shopping-er-what-ever-mart was quick to react! He joined arms with Link and Weirdo Boy! He now escaped with them to... ...a little bumblebee came flitting over everyone's heads... The Bee was then stinging Valda-Walda-whatchama-mart, and was losing all of it's graceful points. "Stop it! Stop it I say!" V--(Look...I'm just going to say Mr. Mart now) Mart said. I shall turn you into an entrance to the Twilight Zone! You must now see every passer by...with there terror on there faces! And even more sorrowing...you will never be able to hear pretty music again!! MUHAHAHAHA!" Just then, he used his wand and zapped...something. people were running and ducking, and a piano fell down, the wand was jarred from Mr. Mart's hands, and he was transported into the Twilight Zone; with the bumble bee. The piano had turned into the entrance to the twilight zone! The wand fell, and everyone was reaching for it when... |
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Donald Mume
Jun 17th, 2007 - 10:20 AM |
Re: On going Story
Weirdo boy's super fast shoes come in handy again! (Gee Weirdo boy, your getting a lot of attention) Racing by all the people Weirdo Boy grabbed the wand triumphantly, but all of a sudden, out of the blue.... |
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Wierdo Boy, Jerkid III, Moderator
Jun 17th, 2007 - 3:36 PM |
Re: On going Story
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME a guy dressed in black, drawing a blue weapon, he started slaying all in the room, he was about to kill weirdo boy when... |
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Donald Mume
Jun 18th, 2007 - 11:44 AM |
Re: On going Story
Rayman came to the fun and offered everyone a slice of bread and cheese. At that moment Link played the song of healing and everyone who had been slayed came back. All accepted Rayman's offer, except for the bumble bee who was allergic to bread and cheese. Everyone was happy until Rayman started laughing because the evil doer in black with the blue weapon had moldy cheese. Everyone burst out with laughter, while Rayman, running for his life tripped and fell off the cliff, to the man in black's satisfaction. So after that... |
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David Mume Jerkid III Moderator
Jun 19th, 2007 - 7:00 AM |
Re: Re: On going Story
Zorro came out of nowhere! He slashed around his sword a few times for good measure, then proceeded to fight Link. Link cooler excepted the invitation, and began fighting the man in the dark cape (that was Zorro). Then, much to Luigi's annoyance, he carved a "Z" into Luigi's cap. "Aww...man!" Luigi complained. "Now-a it has-a a Z instead of a L! I am mucho annoyed!" "Ahh...yes." Zorro replied. "The Z that stands for Zorro!!" After that, he took his grappling hook and made his escape until... "Hey come back you chicken!" Link shouted. He then took out his Claw shot and shot Zorro before he could get away. "That's right, come back here." Link said. But Zorro was coming quicker towards Link than Link expected, and Zorro raised his sword when... |
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