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A Fractured Fairy Tale |
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Xia Reyes |
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Jun 4, 04 - 10:54 PM |
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sayitloud@startledechoes.com |
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The Truth About "Little Red Riding Hood"
Hey! This is Little Red Riding Hood. At least that's what u think my name is! My Real name is Rose! "Little Red" is what my friends called me in first grade! U know y? Cause I would turn Red every time I had 2 do something I didn't want 2 do! And I was really little. I'm 10 now and I'm still small!
Anyway, let me tell u the Real story of "Little Red Riding Hood"! But before I tell u the story I have 2 tell u a little bit more about me! Now where do I begin...Oh! I have a big mouth!! There are 2 things I use this mouth 4, talking, alot, and Eating, ALOT! Those are my 2 fave things 2 do! But just 'cause I EAT alot it hasn't made me fat! U know y? Cause I go 2 my Grandma's house every single day! Sad huh?
Oh! And 1 last thing before I tell u the story. My fave color is purple, u know that cloak I wear? Well it's purple! But it has a red hood! My mom made the hood Red cause she said that it went with my face when I didn't get my way. Ain't that sad?
Tune in tomorrow for more!
The 2nd Part of "Little Red Riding Hood"
O.K.! I'm back! And ur back! Sorry I had 2 leave! My Mom made me go and get some sugar from my Grandma so we could make cookies! I couldn't complain about that. Now, Let's get the story goin!
It all started when I was coming back from a sleep over at my Grandma's. My cousin Little Pink Riding Hood was staying over there. The reason y they call her that is because she cries when she doesn't get her way. Her fave color is red, (I don't know how we're related! I hate Red!) But her mom made her hood Pink cause it matches her face when she cries. We both left Grandma's house in the morning and Grandma gave us a basket of cookies! She said not to open them 'till we got home! And guess what? I turned red and and Prissy (that's Little Pink Riding Hood) turned pink while crying! (I don't know y I turned red, maybe cause I wanted 2 eat the cookies right then and there!) and we marched off, taking 2 different ways.
When I got home I opened the basket with my mom and I gasped! They were oatmeal cookies! And I'm allergic 2 oatmeal cookies! "Oh well!" said my mom, "I guess u'll have 2 give them back." "But it's 9:00!" I said, "and it's dark out, a wolf could be out there!" I said, getting red. "Then just take the Ranger's Path, Those woods are well protected," my mom said, putting the basket in my hands and pushing me out the door. "Fine!" I said, getting really red! And I stomped out the door with a flash light. Really! What kind of mom does something like that? Forcing her only child 2 go outside with a wolf! I could be wolf chow right now!!! I bet there was a whole pack of them! I mean come on! oops, I'm going on again, Me and my big mouth! I told u I talk a lot. Now, where was I?
I was walking down the path when I heard a wolf howl! So I started 2 run! Not cause I was scared! I was really hungry. I was running and running 'till I saw a house with smoke coming from the chimny. I started 2 slow down a bit and all of the sudden a wolf jumped from the bushes and landed right in front of me! I was soooo hungry and sooooo tired that I couldn't move! I had 2 think fast so I threw my flashlight at it and that knocked it out! I built a fire (I learned how at the Survival 4 the Fittest Camp!) After I built the fire I took out my pocket knife, skinned it, cut him up into bite sized pieces, cooked it, and then I ate the wolf!! It was really good! Very mee - t! I know it sounds gross, but when u get as hungry as I was, u'd be willing 2 eat anything, and when I say any thing, I mean ANY THING!
After I was done I put the rest of what was left of the carcass in a nearby river and skipped off 2 Grandma's house! When I got there Grandma gave me choclate chip cookies instead! And I went back home and enjoyed the cookies with my mom and dad!
No one ever found out about the wolf ! And 4 my B-day I got a new Bike!! It was purple! So now I can get 2 grandma's house faster! and it has a basket in the front so I can put my cookies and stuff in there. Well, thats the Real story of "Little Red Riding Hood! I hope u liked it! |
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