Whilst Paigy's performances have been top class this season (bar the feck up at Shawbury which we wont mention), i feel the resurgence has to be down to the new look 'hard man' defence unit that has been assembled and now sends shivers down many a centre forward in the WMPL.

If only the big one who's shorts dont fit properly could instill some self discipline into his game and cut out the abuse of female refs and needless bookings, we would be in better shape still.

Lets batter Brierley tonight or as Bryan and Dolly famously say every match:-
1. Socks and shorts gentlemen
2. Dont go kicking any balls about yet
3. This is a massive game for we
4. Gentlemen you know the shape by now it aint ever gonna change.
5. Forwards i dont want to see you in our half
6. This is a massive 3 points for we
7. Gentlemen above all go out there and enjoy it
8. This is a massive game and 3 points for we
9. get yourselves warmed down
10. Trump give us a look at your c%&K
11. Eadesy leave his co%k alone

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Ref No. Aww .... why?!?!? Your only jeleous Hoff

12. If you can't play on this....
13. I haven't got much to add to that
14. There's only 2 people that can do that, the one's Pele and your looking at the other f****r!
15. As long as we finish with a shot on goal I ay bothered

What a palarva