Shouldn't that read 'yet another mis timed header resulted in a tiny cut on the big man's eye'.

You should practice heading the ball as the coaching manual says "always keep your eye on the ball and not the man". Jumping half hearted in fear of a bashing results in the sort of injuries you and Bishop have got.

I'll show you how to do it next match like a real man, none of this wrestling rubbish (the ultimate warrior was the man by the way)!!

As Dolly says "I've played on with no arms and legs unlike these lads nowadays who come off with a broken eyelash".

Ultimate Warrior?? He was so stupid he took himself out! Anyway Hoffman, i'm sure we had this conversation the other night when I pointed out your broken nose against Shawbury. And you do realise that you need to get off the floor to head the ball and you need to be at the match rather than a wedding.... nuff said!