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> >A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He
> >thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New
> >York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
> >Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
> >deputy's expense.
> >
> >Deputy says, License and registration, please."
> >
> >Lawyer says, "What for?"
> >
> >Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
> >
> >Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
> >
> >Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
> >registration, please."
> >
> >Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
> >
> >Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
>that's
> >the law. License and registration, please!"
> >
> >Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
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> >stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
> >ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
> >
> >Deputy says, "sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the
> >deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap
>out
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> >of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down

Great story Jack !!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIKE IT.

dont know which i like better someone from ny getting the crap beat out of them or a lawyer!!!!

Sounds like it could be true.... LOL !!!