First 2006 Halloween Joke



May be your second but it is a good one!





A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.








However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket c! lapping










clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















and,

















(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)





The coffin stops

Jack, you must realy be bored.

a lttle slow around here Darvin.......

Very cute Jack I liked it...

I'm usually an honest person, so I will embarras myself and say that after about 24 hours, I finally got it!! (gee.... the coffin stopped, cute!) To counter that one:

As a Halloween prank, two Aggies were sent to find out how tall the flagpole at A&M was. They went out and as they were looking at the flagpole, this blonde walks up and ask them if they needed any help. They said they needed to know how tall the flagpole was, so the blonde got a toolbox, disassembled the flagpole, laid the pieces on end, measured them and reassembled the flagpole. She said "It's 18 feet, 3 and a quarter inches" and then she left. One Aggie said to the other, "That stupid blonde, we asked how tall it was, not how long it was..."

enjoy and happy halloween!!!